GMB VIII--SMACK TALK thread...let's have some FUN!!

[ccnut]

Jeez Char, Your son rips! Cool. I love the intensity thru the goggles!! .....Jerry

[DRGSin393]

Cant believe lil John is on a 65 already! Just yesterday he was content playing with his cars in the dirt instead of riding.

[char393]

There are days he's still content doing that.

[VAL]

Originally Posted by char393

Sweet... I wanna ride it.

That would be cool. Some how I dont think youll be lugging it though.

[mxmama393]

Originally Posted by VAL

OK, you're going to love this. Its a 2001 CR250R, tuned to a tee, but here is the good part, I put a Recluse on it so if you want to ride it like a trail 50, just kick it up two gears and lug it. Don't even need to touch the clutch.

Shoot I think I can handel that! Thats a 2-stroke right?
cause Ill need to lug it to stay on

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Originally Posted by VAL

That would be cool. Some how I dont think youll be lugging it though.

I agree! She will ride it for all its worth!!

[VAL]

Originally Posted by mxmama393

Shoot I think I can handel that! Thats a 2-stroke right?
cause Ill need to lug it to stay on

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I agree! She will ride it for all its worth!!

Mama, I don’t know how you ride, and I hope I didn’t insult you with the lugging comment. What I meant was, with this clutch you can ride anyway you want, mellow, or rippin. Between the clutch the flywheel weight and the way it is tuned, this bike can do anything you want without all the temperamental things associated with a bike of this sort. Oh and yes it is a two stroke and yes it does hav a bit of a hit mid way on the throttle.


10:10 am:

OK Mama, I did a little search on you and saw your riding at Durhamtown. Well all I can say is, I think I am going to need to bring more premix oil.

[mxmama393]

Originally Posted by VAL

Mama, I don’t know how you ride, and I hope I didn’t insult you with the lugging comment. What I meant was, with this clutch you can ride anyway you want, mellow, or rippin. Between the clutch the flywheel weight and the way it is tuned, this bike can do anything you want without all the temperamental things associated with a bike of this sort. Oh and yes it is a two stroke and yes it does hav a bit of a hit mid way on the throttle.


10:10 am:

OK Mama, I did a little search on you and saw your riding at Durhamtown. Well all I can say is, I think I am going to need to bring more premix oil.

No insult taken
I really cant ride like that! LOL! Only on hard pack am I that confident. Dont know why, its just what I like.

And I havent rode since last GMB so I am really rusty not to mention way of shape! I will be ever so grateful to you if can make a full lap in the grassy field out there! I dont think Im track worthy.

[yzernie]

"Ok, all you testosterone driven, smack talking, bloated ego boys, y'all are going to get stuffed by a GURL at Splendy" - Char393

[VAL]

So E, you going to be riding the YOC 450 this year? I 'd like to see how my little 250 stacks up against the Mighty beast.

[char393]

Originally Posted by yzernie

"Ok, all you testosterone driven, smack talking, bloated ego boys, y'all are going to get stuffed by a GURL at Splendy" - Char393

HA! You know I don't think like that!

I'm just out there to ride with some friends and have a good time.

[VAL]

Originally Posted by char393

HA! You know I don't think like that!

I'm just out there to ride with some friends and have a good time.

Yea, right. I hear that you been getting some tips from the man (Kent Howerton ). Ms. Sandbagger.

(Pssssss, remeber this is supposed to be a smack talk thread. Your being way to nice)

[yzernie]

I'm telling you VAL, you better be ready for a clean on track battle and have your A game on. That gurl can ride!!

[VAL]

Im thinkin I might be needing one of those tack strip thingies you police guys use to slow down the bad guys. I was thinking about dragging it behind me, but the only time it would be a factor in the ride is when she came around to lap me.

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Originally Posted by yzernie

I'm telling you VAL, you better be ready for a clean on track battle and have your A game on. That gurl can ride!!

(Again wispering so Char can't hear) Man it has been soo long since I have ridden the track bike that I dont even have a Z game much less an A game.

[char393]

Originally Posted by VAL

(Pssssss, remeber this is supposed to be a smack talk thread. Your being way to nice)

Ok, fine....

You bring yourself and that purty pink pinger on out to Southeast Texas and I'll show you what that yummy Splendora dirt tastes like.

Happy now?

[yzernie]

NOW you're talkin'!!!

[VAL]

I'm going to eat me a mess of bake beans the night before. You’d better hope I never gets ahead of ya. You’d be praying for sand.

[char393]

Dude, I'm half mexican and I grew up near the border. Do you really think that's going to scare me?

BTW, I found a pic of your bike... it's so.... cute.

[VAL]

Originally Posted by char393

Dude, I'm half mexican and I grew up near the border. Do you really think that's going to scare me?




BTW, I found a pic of your bike... it's so.... cute.

Gurl, you dont know what the Rock's been cookin. Youll need new graphics if'n you ever get down wind.

Gall dang it. I thought I had that "Service Honda Purple Panty Wetter" under wraps until the GMB. I am going to have to do some serious donkey kickin with the guys at SH.

Hey, you like my Scrub Limiters(tm) back there on the rear axle?
I had them put on because I was scaring people on the track doing barrel rolls off the doubles.
Those pantywaist riders couldn’t handle my buzz saw knobbies up in their faces, so now I am down to those wooosie horizontal scrubs.

Oh yea, if big E doesnt have the VOC 450 at the track, I can give him a ride on my handlebars. But he'll have to carry my mascot, "Snuggle Bear".

[yzernie]

Now THAT is just to funny!!!