TEXAS CHECKLIST FOR ERNIE & DANE

[DsBabyDoll]

Ear plugs (for sleeping and Pat Benatar)

Maps (wait-they are men-they don't need maps).

Hair spray (for when E helps Dane with his hair in the morning).

Tums, Aleve, Tylonel, Asprin, Joint Juice or whatever other over the counter medications that men who are at, or soon to be of the magnum class might require to function on a daily basis.

Emergency contact numbers sewn into their underwear. (Note to self: finish re-doing Dane's underwear from HANES TO DANES).

Map of Western Union locations throughout the southwest.

Travel alarm clock (so they don't have to roll over and nudge each other).

Florist in Hesperia: (760) 244-4455
Florist in Moorpark: (805) 522-7847

Arrival times for me, my step-husband & DBK for Friday night.

As this is an ongoing checklist of things to not forget, it will be updated as need dictates.

[Macho393]

Tooth brush, to help keep that poop eatin grin clean

[Florida 393]

Location of bail bondsmen between California and Houston.(Ernie can probably help out with these

Bill

[Imahoot393]

So good to see everyone having a good time. Have fun peeps.

[yzernie]

Originally Posted by DsBabyDoll

Ear plugs (for sleeping and Pat Benatar)

Check

Originally Posted by DsBabyDoll

Maps (wait-they are men-they don't need maps).

Maps???...we don't need no stinkin maps.

Originally Posted by DsBabyDoll

Hair spray (for when E helps Dane with his hair in the morning).

I'll get some for him but, he is on his own on this one!!

Originally Posted by DsBabyDoll

Tums, Aleve, Tylonel, Asprin, Joint Juice or whatever other over the counter medications that men who are at, or soon to be of the magnum class might require to function on a daily basis.

Check

Originally Posted by DsBabyDoll

Emergency contact numbers sewn into their underwear. (Note to self: finish re-doing Dane's underwear from HANES TO DANES).

There's only one thing that goes in my underwear and something with writing on it isn't it.

Originally Posted by DsBabyDoll

Map of Western Union locations throughout the southwest.

Have CC...will travel.

Originally Posted by DsBabyDoll

Travel alarm clock (so they don't have to roll over and nudge each other).

Check and spooning not allowed on this trip!!

Originally Posted by DsBabyDoll

Florist in Hesperia: (760) 244-4455
Florist in Moorpark: (805) 522-7847

Check.

Originally Posted by DsBabyDoll

Arrival times for me, my step-husband & DBK for Friday night.

What if we forget where we put the paper with the times on it??

Originally Posted by DsBabyDoll

As this is an ongoing checklist of things to not forget, it will be updated as need dictates.

Check!!

[DsBabyDoll]

Originally Posted by yzernie

What if we forget where we put the paper with the times on it??

Well...my step-husband Robert & I are quite resourceful but as a back-up, we will have DBK to tell us what to do and where to go and how to get there. We'll be good (but in bad moods that we were left behind at the airport).

[Big Maico 393]

OH I need to add one to the list!

Pick up care package for Howard in Chatsworth!

Killer Chocolate chips cookies for the trip!

[DsBabyDoll]

And stop at Western Bagel while they are still hot from the oven.

[Woody_393]

this is WAAAY too funny

[yzernie]

Some how and I'm not sure how...she forgot to put hookers on that list.

[DsBabyDoll]

Because I already went to hookersontheborder.com and placed my order for you both. I figured I wanted to ensure quality entertainment.

[Dirtbikindad393]

Originally Posted by Big Maico 393

OH I need to add one to the list!

Pick up care package for Howard in Chatsworth!

Killer Chocolate chips cookies for the trip!

I am leaving on Wednesday mid-day. Make sure you send me directions and have them leave it on the porch if they aren't home. I promise me and E won't eat them all CC cookieas don't go with Capt & coke! LOL
















Just kidding don't everybody get in an uproar.

[KKXR400R]

You guys are bumming me out .....Can I sneak board? I don't eat much I promise! If you want I can leave the wife at home!

J/K I hope yall have a great time.


-Kevin-

[Dirtbikindad393]

Umbrella (for hot chick to hold for me on start line)

$ for trip to border in El Paso

Kleenex for riders meeting Sunday

New tire to Roost Macho for the dessert comment

$ to pay Ernie to roost Macho in case I can't catch him :kirtwell

Noon chuks to back up Ernie when he talks smack in person

$ to pay RR to Roost Ernie in case he has bad gas on trip

$ to pay Kirtwell to Roost RR (cause he said he can)

Big Smile for Cody



To be continued as needed and remembered

[yzernie]

Originally Posted by Dirtbikindad393

Umbrella (for hot chick to hold for me on start line)

UH...that would be 2 umbrellas and 2 hot chicks.

Originally Posted by Dirtbikindad393

$ for trip to border in El Paso

$$ for lots of antibiotics.

Originally Posted by Dirtbikindad393

Kleenex for riders meeting Sunday

Check.

Originally Posted by Dirtbikindad393

New tire to Roost Macho for the dessert comment

That dessert comment was for you BIG guy!!

Originally Posted by Dirtbikindad393

$ to pay Ernie to roost Macho in case I can't catch him :kirtwell

What makes you think I can??

Originally Posted by Dirtbikindad393

Noon chuks to back up Ernie when he talks smack in person

I have two guns attached to the ends of my arms and one BIG GUN on the bike!!

Originally Posted by Dirtbikindad393

$ to pay RR to Roost Ernie in case he has bad gas on trip

You may as well just throw dirt on me in the pits!!

Originally Posted by Dirtbikindad393

$ to pay Kirtwell to Roost RR (cause he said he can)

I wanna see that happen.

Originally Posted by Dirtbikindad393

Big Smile for Cody

Check.

Originally Posted by Dirtbikindad393

To be continued as needed and remembered

Check.

[DsBabyDoll]

The "Truckers Guide to CB Lingo" so that Ernie can follow along with Dane's conversation on the radio (in case he reverts back to his past life as a long haul trucker). Don't worry Ernie...he is a "good buddy".

[yzernie]

Originally Posted by DsBabyDoll

The "Truckers Guide to CB Lingo" so that Ernie can follow along with Dane's conversation on the radio (in case he reverts back to his past life as a long haul trucker). Don't worry Ernie...he is a "good buddy".

Roger that seat cover. We'll be rollin on the low side to keep them smokies off our donkey. We'll be see'n you on the flip side.

Come on all and sing along. On the road again......

[DsBabyDoll]

Originally Posted by yzernie

Roger that seat cover. We'll be rollin on the low side to keep them smokies off our donkey. We'll be see'n you on the flip side.

Come on all and sing along. On the road again......

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY DONKEY as you drive through El Paso!!!!!!

[MotoMan]

Originally Posted by yzernie

Roger that seat cover. We'll be rollin on the low side to keep them smokies off our donkey. We'll be see'n you on the flip side.

Come on all and sing along. On the road again......

Just can't wait to get on the road again....

[Macho393]

I got one question........who is faster to the buffet line?for dessert,lol.