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Old 09-25-2006, 04:14 PM
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Ear plugs (for sleeping and Pat Benatar)

Maps (wait-they are men-they don't need maps).

Hair spray (for when E helps Dane with his hair in the morning).

Tums, Aleve, Tylonel, Asprin, Joint Juice or whatever other over the counter medications that men who are at, or soon to be of the magnum class might require to function on a daily basis.

Emergency contact numbers sewn into their underwear. (Note to self: finish re-doing Dane's underwear from HANES TO DANES).

Map of Western Union locations throughout the southwest.

Travel alarm clock (so they don't have to roll over and nudge each other).

Florist in Hesperia: (760) 244-4455
Florist in Moorpark: (805) 522-7847

Arrival times for me, my step-husband & DBK for Friday night.

As this is an ongoing checklist of things to not forget, it will be updated as need dictates.
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:49 PM
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Tooth brush, to help keep that poop eatin grin clean
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:57 PM
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Location of bail bondsmen between California and Houston.(Ernie can probably help out with these

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Old 09-25-2006, 07:55 PM
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So good to see everyone having a good time. Have fun peeps.
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Old 09-25-2006, 08:09 PM
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Ear plugs (for sleeping and Pat Benatar)
Check

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Maps (wait-they are men-they don't need maps).
Maps???...we don't need no stinkin maps.

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Hair spray (for when E helps Dane with his hair in the morning).
I'll get some for him but, he is on his own on this one!!

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Tums, Aleve, Tylonel, Asprin, Joint Juice or whatever other over the counter medications that men who are at, or soon to be of the magnum class might require to function on a daily basis.
Check

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Emergency contact numbers sewn into their underwear. (Note to self: finish re-doing Dane's underwear from HANES TO DANES).
There's only one thing that goes in my underwear and something with writing on it isn't it.

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Map of Western Union locations throughout the southwest.
Have CC...will travel.

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Travel alarm clock (so they don't have to roll over and nudge each other).
Check and spooning not allowed on this trip!!

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Florist in Hesperia: (760) 244-4455
Florist in Moorpark: (805) 522-7847
Check.

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Arrival times for me, my step-husband & DBK for Friday night.
What if we forget where we put the paper with the times on it??

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As this is an ongoing checklist of things to not forget, it will be updated as need dictates.
Check!!
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What if we forget where we put the paper with the times on it??

Well...my step-husband Robert & I are quite resourceful but as a back-up, we will have DBK to tell us what to do and where to go and how to get there. We'll be good (but in bad moods that we were left behind at the airport).
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OH I need to add one to the list!

Pick up care package for Howard in Chatsworth!

Killer Chocolate chips cookies for the trip!
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And stop at Western Bagel while they are still hot from the oven.
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this is WAAAY too funny
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Old 09-25-2006, 10:40 PM
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Some how and I'm not sure how...she forgot to put hookers on that list.
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Because I already went to hookersontheborder.com and placed my order for you both. I figured I wanted to ensure quality entertainment.
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OH I need to add one to the list!

Pick up care package for Howard in Chatsworth!

Killer Chocolate chips cookies for the trip!

I am leaving on Wednesday mid-day. Make sure you send me directions and have them leave it on the porch if they aren't home. I promise me and E won't eat them all CC cookieas don't go with Capt & coke! LOL
















Just kidding don't everybody get in an uproar.
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Old 09-26-2006, 12:14 AM
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You guys are bumming me out .....Can I sneak board? I don't eat much I promise! If you want I can leave the wife at home!

J/K I hope yall have a great time.


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Umbrella (for hot chick to hold for me on start line)

$ for trip to border in El Paso

Kleenex for riders meeting Sunday

New tire to Roost Macho for the dessert comment

$ to pay Ernie to roost Macho in case I can't catch him :kirtwell

Noon chuks to back up Ernie when he talks smack in person

$ to pay RR to Roost Ernie in case he has bad gas on trip

$ to pay Kirtwell to Roost RR (cause he said he can)

Big Smile for Cody



To be continued as needed and remembered

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