The "Men" of G.M.B.III

[Keetoman393]

Originally Posted by Imahoot393

Listen here bunnyman....

Hehe, I love it! The smack talk is starting earlier every year! Just watch out for little bunny foo foo

[b-bike393]

Mark:

I think you need some help understanding what's really going to happen.

Originally Posted by machoman393

Ahh everyguys dream .......to be chased around a mx track by 4 gurls.

It is you that will be doing the chaseing my friend. Seems you have forgot just how fast those "Women" really are.

The way I see it going down is...
When the gate drops, kdxchar393 with her lightning speed will go waaaaaaaay out in front and wait for the perfect opportunity.

Meanwhile back at the starting gate, macho"boy" is just rounding the second trun heading to the track entrence with a chest protector full of roost from the back tire of Imahoot393's yellow Suzuki. Yes... Ima... using her "MX" skills and "Cat like" reflexes will roost you from the gate all the way to the rythem section. :zap Roost #1

MrsTwister393, while amused at what she saw her "Sister Friend" do to macho at the gate, takes her bike wide to the right in the whoops and allows you to roll up along side at the last whoop. On the aproach to the next right-hander she cracks the thorttle wide open, launches ahead, and fills your goggles with splendora red dirt for the next 100+ feet of track surface. Roost #2

***We pause while macho stops to clean his face, chest protector & goggles***

Apon restarting his bike macho looks up to track to see if all those MX-Queens have left the area. What looks like a clear track to macho is in reality another pit fall for the ole boy.

Ya see... fluttergirl thought Mark was much faster then what he really is so she had to circle back and find him. For the next three or four minutes fluttergirl hunts down her prey like a tigress and spots him on the back side of the track. She turns around just in time to blast the left side of macho's bike. The force of the roost was so great that it peeled the number's right off the rear pannel. Roost #3.

Now that the first three have caused so much "Shock & Awe" to the Little fella macho has forgoten all about kdxchar393.

Char, being the "Full-On" MX jocky we all know she is, has caught the lapper (a.k.a. macho) on her second lap. The unsuspecting roost target is slowly on his way to the tripple step-up when a green flash blows past him on his right. Once she reaches the top of the step-up she hits the brakes and lets her "Target" aproach. The crowd that has gathered on the scorer’s tower knows Marks fate way before he does.
When macho finally makes it to the top of the hill, kdxchar393 lets her back tire do all her talkin. With a roar of approval, everyone cheers on Char when her roost completely fills macho's helmet. Roost #4

The bewildered macho pulls off the track at the tunnel jump exit at puts his away for the day.

What do ya think Gurls??? Is that how ya see it too??

Boyd

[LawDog101]

I think since Macho is putting so much emphasis on roosting other people, allow me to place you at the center of my roost radar.

throw in a brake check, a stalled YZ450, and LawDog dragging his feet, front brake locked up roost above all roost.....excellent.....

Can you even put your feet down on that 450 macho? LOl, just messing with ya.

I think Char is about 6" taller than you, right, even without stripper heels? LOL

smack talk, love it. Here is a something, Macho gets pimped by any girl on Saturday and he gets to wear the skirt on Sunday for the races? Are you willing to put your masculinity on the line? (must have at least on disinterested witness to the alleged pimping)

Deal? or are you skeeeerrreedd?


Come get some!!

James

[OlSchoolFool393]

What's the purpose of haveing a ROOST PROTECTER ...IF Ya ain't
gonna use IT Brang IT Macho :yum
I Don't Know Macho sounds pretty comitted this yr.....
He's even talkin about Roostin His OWN MOM
BRUTAL MACHO BRUTAL
And on top of that 4 More GURLS OUT to GET Cha
Looks Like the rest of US should have a pretty easy weekend with
MACHO
Don W.

[1989kx125]

style. you gotta look the part.

[Macho393]

I got know problem wearing a shirt or panties.....in fact I got.....well thats another story. For a lawdoggie(more like weinerdog) you think one must be roosted on a track,WOOOO AHAAAAAHAAAAAA.


roost = a extended hug while riding.Just spreading the love

[Satch0922]

I would never roost Macho......














=========>>>>>>>> NOT!

A face only a mother could love......right Gwyn?

[Motodad393]

Awwwwh Heck - I love Macho [even his face]. In the pic that was posted he is just praying. Gotta know Macho!

[zoohoot393]

Originally Posted by machoman393

I got know problem wearing a shirt or panties.....in fact I got.....well thats another story.

Man, I am really glad you stopped there!

[Macho393]

Ah I see Satch is showing the pic of me playing in my own head. Yup I was planning a point of attack. Like a zin master..........See I can have fun even by myself. Either that or I sharted.....not really sure. But anywho, DANG I'M PRETTY SEXY, I see now why alot of you folks want to roost me. But my beauty will still shine through!!!!!!Can't touch this!!!!!!!

[Imahoot393]

Boyd- you are so stinking funny. What a great play by play that you wrote.

Macho- You be nice to that mother of yours...she's been through enough raising you as I hear.

[Macho393]

Boyd is .........not right in the head these days.But if I can get at least half of you fired up and wanting to roost me........then I have won the day!

[char393]

Boyd...

That's exactly how I picture it! Thanks for putting it into words. That was awesome, btw.


Keeto....hope ya like roost samiches.

Macho...ya know I love ya...and please remember that when we're out on the track. Afterall, I'm just a gurl....harmless, right?

[Keetoman393]

Ok, GURL, that's enough out of you... I was going to let it drop but noooo, you just had to keep bringing it up. Adding you to my roost list and look, you are the only one on it right now!