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Old 07-31-2009, 12:28 AM
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it seems you folks want to sling some mud..........while I don't smack talk much.....I'll play.


Boyd......your just a girl. I thought you shot a bow...found out you wore one!
Then that will make us just alike because the next time I see you your gunna ware one around your head.
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Then that will make us just alike because the next time I see you your gunna ware one around your head.
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Oh well who am I but a ...... Dolt
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Oh well who am I but a ...... Dolt

????? I don't get it?
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????? I don't get it?
I don't get it anymore either, It is too hard to explain, all I know is its called platitudes

I do not even know what that means
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I don't get it anymore either, It is too hard to explain, all I know is its called platitudes

I do not even know what that means
Your killin my John.
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Old 07-31-2009, 08:24 AM
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it seems you folks want to sling some mud..........while I don't smack talk much.....I'll play.

Easy e----- IF THE GATE IS DOWN YOU GO,ITS NOT CHEATING. How long have you been racing. The dude pointed at me...how rude!

Oldmxracer---- how can a hoeducka throw a roost from pushing it. The roost must be coming at me around at a fine dust cloud!

Flash.............dance,lol

Val...is that short for Valerie,like forsure valley girl!


Dane ...no need to go to work, when I can take you to school!!!!!




Lawpuppy- your out of order!


Motodad...........I will make you have a dirt smile!

Big Red....you a closet Razorback fan?

Char, sell your bike, buy a dress and bring me some ice tea like a good woman! ......know your role...


Big Maico- I hope one of these years I can actually see one of those maicos start


Boyd......your just a girl. I thought you shot a bow...found out you wore one!


Jedi..........your just too nice.Only thing I can say ugly is.......your a turd.


Motoman Jim.....congrats on your new job.......I heard you replaced the crash test dumbies. But you are fast for 2 turns.


Doc...get a quad!


and remember this above all else........God don't make crap! Honda did


OK that is some seroius SMACK TALKIN up in there. So far this is by far the most well round example of the fine art of talkin the smack that I have seen on ATM to date.
Right now, I am flat footed and speachless, but I will return.
I cant wait for Char to get into this. There will be "blood in the streets tonight"
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Old 07-31-2009, 08:31 AM
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Macho can say what he likes, he'll always be our pit gurl and he knows it. We even bought him a shirt as a reminder. I'll wear a dress when he does, which is just about right for a woods rider anyway.
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Old 07-31-2009, 08:36 AM
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Motoman Jim.....congrats on your new job.......I heard you replaced the crash test dumbies. But you are fast for 2 turns.
I crash like once a year......it just always seams to be in TX.

Oh well, I have fun even if it is only for 2 turns.
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Macho can say what he likes, he'll always be our pit gurl and he knows it. We even bought him a shirt as a reminder. I'll wear a dress when he does, which is just about right for a woods rider anyway.
SNAP


So your saying that Macho should change his name to Macho Men'os.
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SNAP


So your saying that Macho should change his name to Macho Men'os.

No VAL, Macho was nicknamed years ago to "SHORT ROUND" He like this nick name also! It was given to him due to his verticle challenge, or lack thereof.

Since we are on this topic and speaking of verticle challenge, anyone seen the DOC lately?
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OK, so now I get why E was talking about his starts. Its hard to get the hole shot when you cut across the infield to the second turn. Right?
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Macho can say what he likes, he'll always be our pit gurl and he knows it. We even bought him a shirt as a reminder. I'll wear a dress when he does, which is just about right for a woods rider anyway.
You know you stay two steps behind Daniel Boone...its the law you spare rib!I'm glad you know how to ride a bike...at least now I don't have to explain where to put the gas and the braaaaa braaa noise(thats the pipe gurl).I still think its cute how you pretend to hang with the boys....Just remember I'm a real man.
If you was my gurl you would be barefooted and...and you know,lol.

Any spode can ride a groomed track with man(notice not gurl made) made jumps. I ride the tracks God makes.

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OK, so now I get why E was talking about his starts. Its hard to get the hole shot when you cut across the infield to the second turn. Right?

Val......erie, why you jumping on the Easy E train? He has to carry a gun to get his point across.If you want, you can search my pic and see the real gun show,lol and yes I will leave you flatfooted and speechless when you see my mad skills on dirt of any form. Just bring some paper and a pen to take notes. It will be the very advance class




Motodad393 its not Short round, its TOP GUN
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Any spode can ride a groomed track with man(notice not gurl made) made jumps.
YOUR MY HERO, I wish all men was like you..what a hunk!

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done
them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who
strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does
actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the
best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that
his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
This mIght be why some come.
sincerely
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ps I wrote this for a old boy, b4 I was even born
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Well I was going to wear a pair of Aline Stars in October. After reading Machos posts, I now know I will need to bring my waders.














Scratch that, my SCUBA gear.





P.S. Not to make your head any bigger. I really liked the biblical connection with the spare rib comment. Nice one.
Not that it will help you one bit when out on the track, or the infield or what ever SHORT RUN.

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Macho, I love you.
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Val......erie, what the heck is a pair of Aline Stars? duel crutches?
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done
them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who
strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does
actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the
best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that
his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
This mIght be why some come.
sincerely
Machoman
Obviously but and pasted. Spelling and grammer was put aside whiles you was kissin the barefoot and ...uh...nevermind, chick or yours. Besides real men have BOYS!!!
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Val......erie, what the heck is a pair of Aline Stars? duel crutches?
Like I said, I wonít be needing them, itís getting so deep that I am actually considering a helium mix in the SCUBA tank.

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Macho, I love you.
Char, step away from the Dark Side.
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Obviously but and pasted. Spelling and grammer was put aside whiles you was kissin the barefoot and ...uh...nevermind, chick or yours. Besides real men have BOYS!!!
Dude you drinking already? Cuz that made no sense old man. It read like this........My dog was car is blue .I stepped in a fishing with my best friend while a went shoppin?WTH
Let your wife proof read it b4 posting and stay off the 90 proof while typing.
Obviously your reply was not but and pasted like mine was. Maybe you been in a squat car too long,yes I'm referring to you setting while taking a peepee ..

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