Getting racked - Not related to Deers

[autonoz]

Oh believe me, it is never funny when it happens to me. Only the other guy.

[char393]

Originally posted by Woody_CRF
I'm glad you find humor in such a touchy subject.

Um...well....LOL!!! I'm sorry..that wording just struck me as SO FUNNY!

Let me tell you it's no laughing matter, though, when my buddies get racked, I certainly laugh too. It just sucks.

See...that's just it...it'll never be me that gets racked.

[Blitz393]

i normally walk like a cowboy with high heels on, all bowlegged and on the tips of my toes... all the way to a tree stump or rock or a discarded tire or whatever is laying around, and sit down for 5 or so minutes, absolutely silent. a couple times i have been known to writhe on the ground for a good minute, then get up. i'm not one for pain, i don't let it show but man, that really REALLY hurts the last thing i want to do is to waddle over to my bike (still on the ground spewing gas everywhere) and jolt the boy's kickstarting the bike then bouncing all the way back to the truck for some more sitting time and a good helping of frozen peas or corn.

oowwwww

Rob

[MATTXR250R]

I feel stupid..LOL...I read this post...well I started earlier...Read Ricks original post..then Chars first reply and then shiftings and didn't know what the hell yall were talking about..LOL...I "DID NOT" know that getting RACKED mean't getting hit where the sun don't shine..I DO NOW though...it hurts like you guys have already said...back when I was around 13 years old..I was playing baseball in my neighbors backyard and was pitching..I pitched the ball..this girl hit it and it came flying right back and hit me there....OUUUUUCCCHHH..I have NEVER cared to even look at a baseball since that day and never again will I play that STUPID game

[Satch0922]

walk around?!??!?! Are you kidding me??? I roll up in a ball and lay on the ground for at least 10 minutes!!!!!!

[Kirtwell]

I get racked all the time but what I really hate is when they fall down into the right pants leg...they have a tendancy to get burned on the header pipe... ......... but it's a far cry better than getting them caught in the chain

[jaswhitt393]

Rick, you being a coach and all I figured you'd know the proper reaction.......You grab your thumb bend over and scream....Owww my thumb!!!....

[char393]

Originally posted by Kirtwell
I get racked all the time but what I really hate is when they fall down into the right pants leg...they have a tendancy to get burned on the header pipe... ......... but it's a far cry better than getting them caught in the chain

OMG...Kirtwell!! ROTFLMAO!!!

[jaswhitt393]

Kirtwell....It's a good thing Mx's wear boots........ROLFLAMO

[cowboyona426]

ROTFLMAO!!! This post is priceless! I prefer the obscenities/rolling/whining method similar to Woody_CRF

[Crazy]

Every time i get racked I just lay there and think "omg i cant have kids for another few years", then i just smile and walk it off.

[Racer#857]

screaming some choice words seems to help a little. crying also does a little bit. but this is definantely a "SORE" subject.

[ddfh2x]

The worst is when it gets the burrito with the beans...





Actually no. The worst pain...is when your pants cant eat the whole thing, and gives the rest to the zipper ..

[ddfh2x]

Btw, when carrying a girl on your back, DO NOT JUMP, or her legs will flop up, and then come down and "PINCH!" wimper wimper...

Also, if a girl has a basketball, do not, not pay attention, as she well bounce pass it square to the "hoop"...

Also, standing a few inches over the tank, and hitting a very steep bump, is a sure way to make you cry.

And finally, pissing of short girls, with a temper, is not good, for the goods.

[char393]

LMAO!!!!

[MATTXR250R]

DDFH: "The worst pain...is when your pants cant eat the whole thing, and gives the rest to the zipper .."

OMG!!! LMAO!!!!!!

[SirFallsALot243]

Ever seen a video of those skateboarders who try to grind and end up getting racked? Been there... done that.

I was skating in this shopping center where i wasnt supposed to be. I didnt know it, but there was a cop watching me. I do up to a rail, and try to grind it. All goes according to plan, until i hit the rail, and my board snaps in half. 135lbs come down on... well... me. I fall off the jump, and the cop pulls up.
"You know you cant skate here right?"
I managed to squeak out a little "Yeah"
"Ill just uh... trust you wont be back for a while?"
"Count on that..."
I layed there for what must have been a good 35 minutes, didnt move. COULDNT move. Just layed there and moaned every once in a while.
Needless to say, ill stick to flatland tricks.

I love the people that watch you get racked, then come up to you and say "Are you ok?"
Im like, "yeah, terrific, ill have another, you moron."

[MotoMan]

OMG....

I was just looking thru some really old posts and came accross this one. Had me lauhing out loud.

Thought I would bring it back up for eveyone.

[the_privateer]

i haven't laughed like that in a while