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Old 07-29-2003, 11:34 PM
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New Constitution


The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from
GA. The guy should run for President...


"We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help
everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots,
keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of
debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense
guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, delusional and other
liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole
lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they
require a Bill of No Rights."

ARTICLE I:
You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of
wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is
guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II:
You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on
freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave
the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world
is full of idiots, and probably always will be ... and like the rest of us
you need to simply deal with it.

ARTICLE III: (I like this one!)
You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver
in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer
to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV:
You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most
charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we
are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of
professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of
another generation of professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V:
You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from
the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health
care..

ARTICLE VI:
You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap,
rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of
us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII:
You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or
coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if
the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still
won't have the right to a big screen color TV, pool tables, weight rooms or
a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII:
You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job,
and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take
advantage of the opportunities of part time jobs, education and vocational
training laid before you to make yourself useful.

ARTICLE IX:
You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you
have the right to PURSUE happiness --which by the way, is a lot easier if
you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of
you who were confused by the Bill of Rights,"

ARTICLE X:
This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from. We
welcome you here. English is our language and like the one you left behind,
we also have a culture. Learn it or go back to the country and the living
conditions you were fleeing.

If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to, and nothing
tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it is about time common
sense is allowed to flourish -- just call it "The Age of Reason Revisited."
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Old 07-30-2003, 11:57 AM
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I like it. Reminds me quite a bit of something that George Carlin would write.

I especially like Article X.
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:05 PM
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Amen to that!

Good post Woody_YFZ!
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:22 PM
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thats great! great post Woody!

Rob
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:16 PM
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Excellent find. couldn't agree more.
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motoman must have written that, cuase i totally agree.
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